“Release My Second Chakra!”

“Release My Second Chakra!”

Al Gore supposedly asked a massage therapist to release his second chakra, i.e. give him a hand job. Photo: IvanWalsh.com

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com Al Gore seems like a nice guy. He ought to have been president in 2000, he won the Nobel Peace Prize, he was a major stoner back in the 70s,” and he struggles valiantly against climate change. He is, however, also said to be a “crazed sex poodle.” Molly Hagerty alleges that Gore made sexual advances upon her on October 24, 2006, in the upmarket Hotel Lucia, when Gore visited Portland to deliver a speech...
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The Circumcision Conspiracy

The Circumcision Conspiracy

There is a conspiracy to advance circumcision to reduce sexual pleasure and thus prevent so many politicos from getting into trouble for thinking with their cocks, as was the case with Herman Cain. Photo: johntrainor

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com The foreskin is the hood of skin which covers the head of the penis. When penises are discussed in formal circles, and let’s have more of that, the foreskin is called the prepuce and the penis head is the glans. Circumcision sees the removal of this piece of skin. According to the Canadian Pediatric Society, between 69 and 97 percent of males in the United States were circumcised in 1970. According to the Centers for...
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Can Greece Look Forward to a Coup d’Etat?

Can Greece Look Forward to a Coup d’Etat?

by Timothy Chilman email: timothychilman@yahoo.com Well, isn’t Greece in a pickle? The country was living beyond its means even before joining the euro, but it borrowed heavily and embarked upon a spending spree after admission. Public spending, including public sector wages, has almost doubled within the last ten years. Tax income has been hampered by widespread tax evasion. This country of 11 million people now has around $470bn of debt – 140 percent of GNP. One conservative politician suggested that...
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